May312012

Anonymous asked: what's seattle like? i've always wanted to go there.

I don’t really go to Seattle often. It’s sort of a thing Matt and I do occasionally on weekends when my dad is out drinking and my mom is doing alright with her meds and everything.

But on the occasions I’ve been there - it’s really nice. Gorgeous scenery and the city lights are amazing. It’s like escaping to a whole different world for a little bit, which is nice. Like a vacation right in my own backyard.

8PM

Hi :)

Hi Andrew! How are you? First I’d like to say that I think you are cute and such a sweetheart. Don’t let anyone get you down. Secondly, I think any girl would be lucky to have a guy like you. at least I would feel lucky.. :) and finally, if I lived closer to you, I would give you a hug! Haha, just saying. xoxox

Thanks, I suppose. I’ve been trying to keep my head up. It’s been a little confusing, though, with what’s happening to us and how Matt is…well, getting a little annoying with it to say the least. Don’t tell him I said that, though.

Virtual hugs are okay. In fact, they’re probably the kind I’m most comfortable with.

Thanks for the submission. :)

May192012

((You guys can keep asking Andrew things if you want. I’m out of my depression now.~ So please send me lots of asks for this blog, ok? I just went through the entire thing and I am dying to RP again, haha. Time period should be around the time they’re fooling around with the powers because Matt and I havent moved past that yet.))

((I really love you guys for going along with this askblog ok you are all such sweeties. u_u;))

((also you guys can rp with me like even homestuck characters and junk!! I dont care, we can always have an alternate thing going on ok i just love you all and want to RP))

May172012

Anonymous asked: Umm hi. I just really like you a lot, okay :D

((SHIT I’M SO USED TO ANSWERING MY OWN ASKS I DON’T LOOK AT WHO IS BEING ASKED THE QUESTION))

That’s weird.

Not a lot of people do.

But I should probably stop throwing these compliments away like they’re nothing, they really do mean something to me.

Thanks.

April272012

Sorry I haven’t been posting much, guys.

Basically Matt and Steve and I have been trying a lot of different things. We have them all documented so eventually you’ll be able to see footage. Except Matt says we’re not supposed to use them in public, so I don’t know. We’ll see what happens.

If you guys want to ask me anything, go right on ahead. I check this a lot, so don’t worry about, like, annoying me or whatever.

I really like answering questions.

We’re really good at this stuff now. 8)

April132012

Anonymous asked: Do you like Homestuck, Andrew?

What the actual fuck is a Homestuck?

1AM

and he drags me through the house

andrewdetmertheapexpredator:

am i dead yet?

killhimkillhimkillhim

nocantkillhimdontdoityetdontdoitwaitforitwaitforit

April122012

free-of-thought asked: "Use every man after his desert, and who should ’scape whipping? Use them after your own honor and dignity. The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty." Why treat others less? It just makes you less.

Hm. That makes sense.

I generally don’t treat others poorly, though, I pretty much stay out of their way and that’s when they decide it would be great to whale on me.

But I’ve never fought back, so.

Unless you’re talking about them, in which case I wholeheartedly agree.

10PM
Dude. No.
Take a step back and breathe.
I know how it feels. Just breathe. Okay?

Dude. No.

Take a step back and breathe.

I know how it feels. Just breathe. Okay?

(Source: oogss, via andrewdetmertheapexpredator)

10PM

ok that’s embarassing

andrewdetmertheapexpredator:

Me (in the shower): *singing*
Dad (after I get out): *pulls out tape recorder*
Me on the tape: I said he so sweet, make her wanna lick the wrapper. So I let her lick the rapper…she lick me like a lollipop. She she lick me like a lollipop…
Dad: That’s fucking gross. That is just fucking gross…you’re fucking grounded!
Me: Fuck my life…

Shit, sorry about that, dude.

Keep on your toes. He’s everywhere. Don’t do anything that can get you grounded or in any trouble whatsoever.

And why the hell were you singing that. That’s supposed to be private. We’re Andrew Detmer, we’re not supposed to know that kind of stuff. Those are popular songs, and we’re…well, we’re not popular.

We have to respect our place on the highschool food chain. For now, anyway…

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